Funny Quotes About Boners
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Funny quotes about boners. Enjoy our funny quotes collection by famous authors comedians and presidents. The only way to keep your health is to eat what you dont want drink what you dont like and do what youd rather notmark twain. 15 hilarious quotes for unashamed loners. See more ideas about funny humor and funny quotes.
Weve got you covered weve compiled the largest list of funny quotes to make you laugh out loud. Quotes tagged as boners showing 1 3 of 3 you read a book for the story for each of its words gordy said and you draw your cartoons for the story for each of the words and images. No one can ever laugh too much and these funny quotes will inspire you to smile bigger and laugh harder. Quotes tagged as erection showing 1 27 of 27 if im working this hard in the morning id prefer it be because my man has woken me up with an eight inch nudge erin mccarthy hard and fast.
Like there is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex and the number of things that he is willing to do. When youre sending newsletters or posting status updates on facebook or twitter throw in a funny saying occasionally and brighten up an otherwise boring day. On true blood ive never told anybody thisbut i was so nervous and i was so drunk that after i shot the scene i was going up to the crew members and i had just met all these people the day before and i was going up to all of them like you got a boner. And yeah you need to take that seriously but you should also read and draw because really good books and cartoons give you a boner.
Let these quotes remind you to enjoy the one time you can be totally and unabashedly yourself. Aug 31 2019 things i found funny no matter how inappropriate they are. Dont waste another precious moment alone by moping around. Of arrogance germany doesnt want to go to war and the three most powerful men in america are named bush dick and colin.
Laughter is the best medicine in life and these funny inspirational quotes and sayings are guaranteed to brighten your day by putting a big beautiful smile on your face. Funny quotes quotes tagged as funny showing 1 30 of 7770 you know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy the best golfer is a black guy the tallest guy in the nba is chinese the swiss hold the americas cup france is accusing the us. Funny sayings and quotes 2.